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How My”Star Wars” Audition Confirmed My Faith
Self Portrait Of Me Meditating On My Faith Since my Faith gives me a superiority over the rest of humanity, I decided it was time I did something I’ve always wanted to do: act in a “Star Wars” movie....
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Evolution Is True, Says Christian Professor
“But only in the sense that monotheism evolved to rise highly above polytheism on the scale of Infallible Correctness created by and for Christians,” said Professor, Don Asa’Dorbell, an expert on...
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Ask The Pontificator: Advice From A Self-Awarded Nobel Prize Winner
Dear ACP: My name is Billy Virginstein. I’m 17 years old and madly in love with the girl who lives next door to me, Abigale Roundbottom. She’s 17, too. I’m trying to figure out a cool way to ask her...
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Blind Faith
On a dark street, on a Saturday night, a boy plays with a ball. In the blackness he sees a light that soon illuminates his entire being. “Greetings, Billy.” “Who are you, Light?” “An Angel, Billy....
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I Have A Confession To Make: I’m A Cannibal And I Worship Satan
Recently, I’ve decided to be more honest with myself and others in hopes of getting the Nobel Prize Committee to GET OFF IT’S COLLECTIVE ASS and give me my NOBEL PRIZE already! So, I’ve a huge...
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The Pilot
I am a man of Faith A man of God My head is held High When I walk When I speak And when I pray God Is with me Always I feel His Love All around me I see His Wondrous works I hear His Lovely Voice He...
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There Can Be No Now
There can be no Now Unless I’m Certain of Tomorrow There can be no Peace Unless I’m certain It is Righteous I can feel no Joy In simply Being. Being Is not, nor can it ever be, Enough It is that which...
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